There is a large tree, plentiful with rich, juicy, sweet oranges out back. Help yourself! Invite your friends. Have a party. Feast on citrus! I promise to never bother you and will always sweep up the scraps of your half eaten oranges and gutted peels. I will even keep Sherbert inside each night so that you can have an entirely uninterrupted meal as often as you'd like!
So, watch your carbs in someone else's yard and stay AWAY from my peppers and squash.
I am serious about this you little M$T%&R F$!@^*S.
With the utmost respect,
Anna Holler
